Hey Tony, are you playing a little pocket pool with Jessica gone?

The phrase "Don't Mess with Texas" is shown here suffering a crippling blow.

No serious, are you Jessica?

No, I don't care if Jessica is pregnant.

"You have the same chin as Jessica".

Watch out, Tony, Joe Simpson is under that costume!

Romo is shocked to learn that the Lucky Charms leprechaun is a Cowboys fan.

FOUND - the only member of the Cowboys organization excited about Tony Romo now that he's not hooking up with a celebrity

Good one, Wade.

Here's another one.

Tony's after me Lucky Charms!!

You have to say that one with a bonny Irish accent.

Ay, that would be a grand site!!

Come on, Brian!!

You gotta give me that one!!

The Cowboys mascot had the time of his life meeting the new wax figure of casual Tony Romo.

Pssst! Hey, Tony, you don't care if I give Jessica a call, do you?

Pictured above is a shameless tool for the Dallas Cowboys. The other is their mascot.

TR: "No I've never seen Brokeback Mountain. Why?"

Tony Romo shakes hands with What Jerry Jones Looks Like To Everyone Outside of Texas.

So, this is what it's like to shake the hand of a real man? Damn great to meet you Rowdy!!!

"Hey there, pardner....It's me...Papa Joe. Rowdy the Cowboy had an...um...accident. Anyway, here's Ashlee's number...Why don't you give her a call, big fella'..."

Jerry Jones needed a sideshow after T.O. left, but all he could find was Bob's Big Boy making his first appearance since the Austin Powers movies.

That's great - now give me back my chaps.

Romo: "If I hadn't dumped Jessica, she'd have left me after this."

Don't worry, Rowdy. I'm gonna shrug off Cooley's videos and continue to give it 110% out there because that's what leaders do.

"FML."

Here he is, a man who's just lost that last, annoy 120 lbs...Tony ROMO!

"Wanna buy a $100,000 Speedboat, Big Headed Cowboy?"... "Sold!"

Mascot: Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!

I've seen a picture of them similar to this before. I'm glad they're wearing pants this time.

Tony's thoughts: "How the heck did Jerry Jones know Jessica's favorite role playing costume?"

Tony Romo displays the grip that cost him his position as PAT holder.

Let go of my hand...no seriously your soft hands remind me of Jessica.

Not even Tony Romo had the nerve to tell Jerry Jones that he had one too many facelifts.

Seconds later, Jessica Simpson was escorted away by security personnel. James "Skip" Beauchamp, the Cowboys longtime mascot, has been missing since July 27.

"If you thought the Jessica Simpson curse was bad, just wait..."

Looks like someone forgot to take the Nate Newton lens off the camera...

Tony Romo greets the real winner of "4th and Long."

Quick, shit your pants.

I was in "Blame it on Rio" too, wanna go back to my hotel?

I wonder if there is a petite blonde girl inside that suit

Tony is shocked to find a Cowboy with a bigger head than T.O.

Heard you were single, I got a great movie we can watch together.